I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
Potato or not, I need good news.
cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it’s like they want me dead
“Love is forever. And ever. And ever.” What-what is this? The theme for Jess’ school dance. That’s pretty ironic, huh?
New Girl - 3.22
how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player
“Why did the previous person who filled this role leave?”